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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:07
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Still no good.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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